Win a safetygoat!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

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Hello all you safetygoat fans. Some of you out there have told me that you would like one of my handmade creations. I’ve sent some out already to my favourite people, but I thought I’d give people a fairer chance at getting their little paws on one. SOOOO, I’m holding a little mini contest…

If you add a safetygoat haiku to my site, and I judge it as one of the top 3, I will send you your very own safetygoat.

Hell, the top person, you can even specify the colour! (traditional white is popular, but black goat is quickly becoming a favourite, and the bright pink and lime green are both awesome as well!).

How to win:

1. Add your haiku as a comment to this post, or by using the form on my homepage

2. Entries should be in before midnight friday (January 23) (I’m very impatient and want to send you your goats!)

3. Looking for inspiration? Check out my homepage. You can scroll through a few of the safetygoat haikus I’ve already got there on the left hand side.

For all of you haiku newbies, a haiku is a short 3 line poem. The only rules are that the first line should be 5 syllables, the second 7 syllables, and the final line 5 syllables.

Good luck kiddies!



21 comments

  1. the dance
    the sweat dance
    i like the stink

  2. ok ill try again with the rules…

    If you tell Ill cry
    that is a secret silly
    sorry ’bout the stain

  3. admin says:

    hahahahaha I love it Jonathan!!

  4. my goat, unstable
    multiple falls off table
    requires support

  5. Daniel Bell says:

    Goats have facial hair
    So we can laugh when we see
    A goat with goatee

  6. Daniel Bell says:

    Goats are small tough dudes
    Would you win if you fought one?
    No, but it would blend

    Hope multiple entries are allowed… I am determined to get my goat

  7. Daniel Bell says:

    I fell in goat love
    said here’s looking at you, kidd
    She was my doeling

  8. Vinod Mishra says:

    Safetygoat tells all
    This Haiku did not make sense
    great-great-great-great-grandmother

  9. Vinod Mishra says:

    Ok that was really bad :( I will try again tomorrow .

  10. admin says:

    Wow guys, these are AWESOME! I’ve added them all to the homepage “quotes reel” as well. This is going to be hard to judge :)

  11. Wez Maynard says:

    ahem…

    Sheep are really gay
    No. It’s a proven fact
    Sheep like the man love

    :) Praise the goat of the safety!

  12. I am a small goat.
    I wear a colourful float.
    I will make you safe.

  13. Wez Maynard says:

    ahhhh – again!!

    Sheep are really gay
    Honest. It’s a proven fact
    Sheep like the man love

    Praise the goat of the safety!

  14. Alice says:

    Goats eat anything
    Think that I could find a goat for hire
    To clean up my room?

  15. Alice says:

    A farm animal
    Wearing a bright float device
    Somehow comforting

  16. Daniel Bell says:

    Goat super hero
    His power is quite simple
    He puts safety first

  17. Wez Maynard says:

    A goat saved my life,
    Saved me from a sheep mauling,
    Safety Goat hero

    ;)

  18. Mark says:

    Darn it. I missed this opportunity, due to the fact I didn’t know the existance of this website. Which has now been remedied.

  19. admin says:

    Don’t worry Mark! I will be making, and giving away more goats soon :D I should announce them on my twitter… @kassy4 is my username.

  20. Foamcow says:

    Go go Safety Goat
    With no cape around your neck
    jets are no danger*

    *reference to “The Incredibles”

  21. Foamcow says:

    Safety goat eat grass
    Green and lush in spring meadow
    Om, nom, nom, nom, nom

    Last one I promise :)

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