Win a safetygoat!
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
Hello all you safetygoat fans. Some of you out there have told me that you would like one of my handmade creations. I’ve sent some out already to my favourite people, but I thought I’d give people a fairer chance at getting their little paws on one. SOOOO, I’m holding a little mini contest…
If you add a safetygoat haiku to my site, and I judge it as one of the top 3, I will send you your very own safetygoat.
Hell, the top person, you can even specify the colour! (traditional white is popular, but black goat is quickly becoming a favourite, and the bright pink and lime green are both awesome as well!).
How to win:
1. Add your haiku as a comment to this post, or by using the form on my homepage
2. Entries should be in before midnight friday (January 23) (I’m very impatient and want to send you your goats!)
3. Looking for inspiration? Check out my homepage. You can scroll through a few of the safetygoat haikus I’ve already got there on the left hand side.
For all of you haiku newbies, a haiku is a short 3 line poem. The only rules are that the first line should be 5 syllables, the second 7 syllables, and the final line 5 syllables.
Good luck kiddies!
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the dance
the sweat dance
i like the stink
ok ill try again with the rules…
If you tell Ill cry
that is a secret silly
sorry ’bout the stain
hahahahaha I love it Jonathan!!
my goat, unstable
multiple falls off table
requires support
Goats have facial hair
So we can laugh when we see
A goat with goatee
Goats are small tough dudes
Would you win if you fought one?
No, but it would blend
Hope multiple entries are allowed… I am determined to get my goat
I fell in goat love
said here’s looking at you, kidd
She was my doeling
Safetygoat tells all
This Haiku did not make sense
great-great-great-great-grandmother
Ok that was really bad
I will try again tomorrow .
Wow guys, these are AWESOME! I’ve added them all to the homepage “quotes reel” as well. This is going to be hard to judge
ahem…
Sheep are really gay
No. It’s a proven fact
Sheep like the man love
I am a small goat.
I wear a colourful float.
I will make you safe.
ahhhh – again!!
Sheep are really gay
Honest. It’s a proven fact
Sheep like the man love
Praise the goat of the safety!
Goats eat anything
Think that I could find a goat for hire
To clean up my room?
A farm animal
Wearing a bright float device
Somehow comforting
Goat super hero
His power is quite simple
He puts safety first
A goat saved my life,
Saved me from a sheep mauling,
Safety Goat hero
Darn it. I missed this opportunity, due to the fact I didn’t know the existance of this website. Which has now been remedied.
Don’t worry Mark! I will be making, and giving away more goats soon
I should announce them on my twitter… @kassy4 is my username.
Go go Safety Goat
With no cape around your neck
jets are no danger*
*reference to “The Incredibles”
Safety goat eat grass
Green and lush in spring meadow
Om, nom, nom, nom, nom
Last one I promise